one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
She's not a foreskin expert like you
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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