I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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