Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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