Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
