small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
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