id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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