We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I want to be your penis for a week.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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