Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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