Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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