pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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