what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Randomize
