hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
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