Dual....:-)
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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