She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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