You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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