I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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