Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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