I'm really into asian looking animals
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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