Ambien. No doubt about it.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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