I think i sorta joined a cult last night
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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