Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
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