Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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