you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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