It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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