I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
