I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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