He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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