u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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