i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Randomize
