she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I can't put those talents on a resume
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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