the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Pooping to opera.
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