You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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