she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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