love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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