YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
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