Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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