at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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