I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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