First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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