He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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