i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
You pole danced in your parka.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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