We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I don't deserve a penis
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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