I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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