If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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