I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
she told me i tasted like america
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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