If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
try to milk me bitch
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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