Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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