There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Randomize
