Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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