Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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